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272 Arrived Today, Bloody Hell It's Hot 271 Sleepy, Sweaty and Lonesome 270 Arrived, What a Place to Work 269 Can't Find Anyone I Know Here 268 Found Two Old Mates Propping Up Bar 267 Had a Lot to Drink 266 God What a Hangover 265 Got Moony Chain Today, Boy What a Thrash 264 Everybody Holds Their Nose When I Pass 263 Very Sad 262 Can't Understand the Gan Language Yet 261 What's a Gizzet or a Monk ? Hav'nt Seen Any Monkeys 260 Went Swimming Today - Bad News 259 In Sick Quarters For Sun Burn 258 I'm Sure I' 257 Started Getting Stickies Today 256 Went To Library Today - No Porn Though 255 Have Started To Drink Rather Heavily 254 Went On Trip To Hittadu - Real Bad News 253 Invited to Play a Sport, Broke Big Toe 252 Got Drunk, Stubbed Broken Toe, Deary Me 251 Don't Like It Here 250 Even a Prisoner Gets Time Off For Good Behaviour 249 Got Called a Moony Eight Times Today, Unhappy 248 Can at Last Understand Language 247 Don't think I Can Hack it 246 Went Swimming Again Today, No More, Might Go Rusty 245 Went to a Bar-B-Q and Got Pissed 244 Still Pissed 243 Can't Believe How Long I Have Still to Do 242 Roomboy Keeps Wanting Gizzets 241 Going to Learn to Speak Maldivian 240 No I'm Not 239 Bought a Case of Beer, Put it Under Bed --- Gone 238 Big Monk On 237 Still Big Monk On 236 Found Empty Case, Not Happy 235 Where Have All the Short Days Gone 234 Five Days and No Stickies 233 Maybe Wife Has Run Off With The Milkman 232 Got Six Stickies Together, Bloody Postal Service 231 I Think the Wife has a Lodger 230 Going Very White Again, Must Be a Bar Tan 229 Have Noticed That the Sun Never Moves Here 228 Walked Around the Island, slowly 227 Bloody Big Blisters Having 226 New Moonies Arrived in Section, Happiness Having 225 Nobody Has That Long to Do 224 Got Really Pissed Last Night 223 Think I'll Go POSB and Start Saving 222 Changed Mind 221 Saw a Bus Load of Females, Nearly Fell in Drain 220 Rained All Day Today 219 Rained All Day Today 218 Rained All Day Today 217 Must Be a Plot So That You Cannot Watch the Sun Moving 216 Saw the Sun, Got Pissed to Celebrate 215 Went to Astra, OOOH Nooddy Ladies, Had a Reaction 214 Dreamt of Naked Beer Bottles All Night 213 Astra a Waste of Beer Money I'm Told 212 Still Getting Called a Moony 211 Got Smashed 210 Ten Days and I'll Be in the Hundreds 209 Started Crying When I Realised How Long Left 208 I Wanna Go Home 207 Tried to Stowaway on VC10 206 Got Caught When Skirt Slipped 205 Told I Was a Naughty Boy and to Settle Down 204 Heap Big Monk Having 203 I Really Do Not Like This Place 202 Had a Big Piss-Up Last Night 201 Nobody Rides a Bike Up a Palm Tree 200 Have I Only Been Here That Long 199 Tried to Rape Roomboy 198 Roomboy Tried to Rape Me 197 Can Still Remember a Female, Getting Hazy Though 196 I Wonder if the Sun Ever Moves 195 Beginning to Like the Taste of Charlies 194 Went to a Gozome, Got a Monk on 193 Got Drunk 192 Got Drunker Still 191 Moved Bed to Nearest Monny Drain 190 Rained Today, Found Bed in Lagoon 189 Received Bill From M.C.U. 188 Distinctly Saw the Sun Move Backwards 187 Got Called a Moony Again - Big Monk 186 Got Drunk 185 Bought Radio From NAAFI 184 Sold Radio Bought Beer 183 No Stickies Today, Monk Having 182 Put in For Choice of Posting 181 Hacked the Island, Got Bloody Burnt Again 180 Found Marine Bar, Got Drunk 179 Decided to Change Habits Went to RAFA Club, Drunk Again 178 Pink Octopus in My Room Won't Move 177 Sun is Definitely Going Backwards 176 Got Gizzet Parcel, Sold Contents for Beer 175 Got Three Bills and a Dear John, Bloody Big Monk On 174 Pissed 173 Pissed Still 172 Woke Up in Favourite Monny Drain 171 Got Bicycle 170 Fell Off Bicycle, Sold it Bought Beer 169 I'll Never Live to Get Off This Bleeding Island 168 Missed Leave Draw Again 167 Got Smashed 166 Went Swimming Scared a Shark 165 Went Into Sick Quarters for Shark Bite Treatment 164 Pissed Off 163 Stood Outside Blue Lagoon Letching 162 Plaster Came Off Today, Got Pissed 161 Had Request Played on Radio All Happy 160 Request for Wrong Person, Got Pissed 159 Got Get Well Card From AA 158 Guiness Book of Records Want My Name 157 Told Them to Get Stuffed, Got Pissed 156 Bought New Shreddies 155 Roomboy Pinched New Shreddies, Monk On 154 Saw Sun Move, I Think ? 153 Got Asked to Extend Tour, Now in Guardroom 152 What's the Penalty for Striking an Officer 151 Pleaded Insanity 150 Plea Rejected Got Monk on 149 Padre Got Me Off, Joined Church, Gizzet Wine Having 148 Got Pissed on Wine Padre Got Monk on 147 I Really Do Like the Guardroom 146 Freedom Having 145 What's a Nice Boy Like Me Doing Here 144 Got Called a Nice Boy, Thumped the Bastard 143 Hacked Island at Night, Got Lost 142 Played With Police Dog 141 Went Into Sick Quarters for Dog Bite Treatment 140 Covered Mouth in Toothpaste, Doctor Got Monk on 139 Kicked Out of Sick Quarters, Got Pissed 138 Humpers Day Tomorrow 137 Tis Humpers Day 136 Feel a Monk Coming on 135 Must Control Urge to Smash Someone in the Mouth 134 Sneered at a Moony Today 133 Must Not Sneer at Moonies Again Was One Myself a Hundred Years Ago 132 Thought About Sex Again Today 131 Must Not Think About Sex Get Excited 130 Have Given Up the Demon Drink 129 Hate Everybody 128 Jeeze 127 Wonder What Wife Looks Like 126 Another Monk Building Up 125 Still in Treble Figures 124 Why am I Being Punished 123 Oh 123 That Calls for Celebration 122 Must Really Stop Drinking 121 Pass the Aspirins 120 The Sun Has Definitely Stopped 119 Days Are Getting Longer 118 Indulgence Draw Not Having 117 Wish I Was in Double Figures 116 This Calendar is Lasting a Long Bloody Time 115 Laughed at New Moony Today 114 Must Control These Animal Urges 113 Read Sex Book Today 112 Wonder If I'll Still Like Sex 111 All the Ones Another Good Reason for a Piss Up 110 Must Really Stop This Drinking 109 Seen Pink Elephant Today 108 What's That Funny Smell, Moonies are Burning 107 Building Aeroplane, Must Get Out of This Place 106 Sold Aeroplane Bought Beer With the Money 105 Effin Fed Up 104 Running Low on Shreddies 103 Practiced Behaving Like Human Being Found it Hard Though 102 Sure That Suns Going Backwards 101 Must Take Up a Sport 100 Down to a Ton Thought That Would Never Come 99 Man Was I Stoned Last Night 98 Received Commendation From Carlsberg Brewery 97 Send for Clothes to Wear When I Go Home 96 Wonder if Wife Will Still Like Me 95 Gave Up Charlies Last Night Got Stoned on Vodka 94 Must Get Chitty Box 93 Back on Charlies 92 Forget Chitty Box 91 Checked Passport Gee Whiz Did I Ever Look That Sober 90 Sounds Like a Jail Sentence 89 It is a Jail Sentence 88 Didn't Drink at All Last Night Felt Miserable this Morning 87 Shouted Abuse at Moony Today 86 Get Jabs Up to Date 85 Get Lecture on How to Behave in UK Today 84 Practice Wearing Shoes 83 Got Called a Pisshead Today All Upset 82 Think Maybe I am a Pisshead 81 Buy Gozome Presents 80 Sell Gozome Presents Buy Beer 79 Monks Quite a Lot These Days 78 Down to Two Pairs of Shreddies 77 Must Hack it 76 On Repat Chart 75 Check the Blue Lagoon is Still There 74 Crashed Out Before Reaching Blue Lagoon 73 Must Not Crack Now 72 Days Are Dragging Something Cruel 71 Not to Worry it's Got to End Sometime 70 But Bloody When 69 Oh god Will it Never End 68 Looked at Photo of Wife and Got Animal Urge Again 67 Start Saving 66 Checked Bank Book Mein Gott 65 Far too Many Days in This Month 64 Hope I Go a Few Days Early 63 What Sadist Sent Me Out Here 62 Seen Relief's Name on Orders Today Yahoo 61 Sent For Sex Aid Book 60 Sell Sex Aid Book Buy Beer 59 Must Control Urge to Cry 58 Not Happy 57 Seen Moony Today Nobody Has That Long to Do 56 Goddam Sun Has Stopped Again 55 Hacking it a Bit Better Now 54 Sent Letter to Lodger to Give Him a Months Notice 53 Practice Doing up Shoe Laces 52 Get Easily Excited Now When Seeing Aeroplanes 51 It's Not Never Going to Come 50 Come on Sun Get Moving a Bit Faster 49 Practice Saying Please and Thank You Again 48 Get Chitty Box Again 47 Wonder if I will be Frightened Crossing Roads 46 Big Monk on All Me Mates Starting to Disappear 45 Great Joy in Shouting at Moonies 44 Paint Chitty Box 43 Must Get a Grip on Myself Keep Thinking of Breasts and Thighs 42 Start to Shave Every Day Now 41 Buy New Razor 40 Keep Old Razor Sell New One Buy Beer 39 Where is Me Bleeding Flight Date 38 Find it Hard to Control Animal Urges 37 Oh God is it Never Going to End 36 Is That the End in Sight 35 Repair Flipflops Not Buying New Ones at This Stage of the Game 34 Nearly Had Thrombo Looking at Days to do Yesterday 33 Must Start Panic Tanning 32 Must Start Tanning Never Get a Tan in Bar 31 Got Flight Date Got Pissed 30 It's Coming Near 29 Practice Jumping Out of Taxi and Pulling Wife Upstairs 28 Forget About Pulling Wife Upstairs 27 Lodger Moves Out Next Week Hope He Found a Nice Place 26 Practice Doing up Flies 25 Pack Chitty Box 24 Send Chitty Box 23 Check on Position of Blue Lagoon 22 Be Nice to Movements People 21 Set Date For Gozome Piss Up 20 Did Not Think I Would Really Hack it 19 Practice Running Down Jetty 18 Sort Out Gizzets 17 Final Lecture and Notes on How to Behave in UK 16 Dust Suitcase 15 Have a Practice Run at Clearing 14 Send Crate of Charlies to Movements Staff 13 Panic Tan 12 Practice Pack 11 Way Up Repat Chart 10 Gozome Party 9 Get All Credits Fixed Up 8 Sell Flipflops 7 Gaze Excitedly at VC10's 6 Have Run Clean Out of Weeks 5 Write Last Letter 4 Get Haircut Keep Boss Happy 3 Burn All Porny Mail Received Over Past 9 Months 2 Clear Today Gone Tomorrow 1 Board Aircraft Kiss Pilot |
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